The video of the guy that's doing this -- and if you could have seen his face, he probably would have been purple.
The thing moves a little bit? Are you shitting me? I mean, when was the last time you took any other...this is an amazing supercomputer in your hand. What the fuck are you putting it in your pants and sitting on it for?
If it turns out that John Legere is just Apple PR’s outlet to voice it’s frustration in the way they only wished they could do, I wouldn’t be shocked.